office linebacker

1. n. Someone who wears a full football uniform and tackles the living shit out of random people at the office. See Terry Tate.

Terry Tate is an office linebacker.

by Stuff It September 9, 2003

peace officer

A new liberal euphemism for police officers.

Oh lookie, here come the peace officers. Oh no! They are firing their Peacemakers on us!

by General Raynor June 27, 2006

office rage

noun; A fit of violent anger by an office worker due to nonperformance by equipment. Normally directed at printers, computers, phones, etc. Similar to: road rage.

The printer is jammed and Susan has a meeting in 10 minutes. She's got a horrible case of office rage today.

by koshka November 6, 2013

The Oval Office

A code name by the FBI meaning The President is having sex leave him the fuck alone.

The inauguration is just one big marathon to get to The Oval Office to take care of real business.

by c-hat-e January 21, 2013

Office Depot

Is For Assholes

If you shop at Office Depot, you will get bummed in the asshole.

by RamboLurch November 12, 2009

office humor

pranks taking place at the office. or humor relating to/taking place in the office.

office humor would be decorating a co-worker's cubicle with post-its or aluminum foil.

the film "Office Space" is office-related humor

by ocie February 6, 2006

back office

Dirty talk for the anus/asshole.

I know it's that time of the month, but I can always use the back office.

I want to scrape your back office with a spoon.

by erodut November 15, 2013