natures suitcase

The vagina is referred to as Natures Suitcase only in situations of concealing some thing they don't want to be found by a third party, aka the "police". This area can hold an enormous amount and is highly versitile, but like any suitcase, a dog can sniff it out and a warrant is needed to open it.

Jenny, we are getting pulled over by the cops, hide my drugs in your natures suitcase!

by Canine Dozer July 17, 2016

family naturism

A Group of people that express there nudity to the world

Its fun in family Naturism

by Owler2 November 27, 2016

Natural Harvest

A book that teaches you the wonderful art of cooking with your own semen. Typically read by girls who are wishing their boyfriend would cook up some of the recipes in the book, instead of just asking for a blowjob.

Last Thanksgiving, I baked a semen cheesecake for me and my family. Thanks Natural Harvest!

by put a dick all up inside her January 14, 2015

Natural Joe

A smooth mutha-fucker.

That fuckin Natural joe just left the club with
3 fine ladies.

by Mitchell Eagleman May 21, 2008

Natural Male

A male that is in color while everyone else is in black and white; like HD Flat Screen TV compared to a 1950's Black and White TV... A male that doesn't wear fake smiles or fakes it until he makes it...

Damn, he and the girl sitting next to him don't even like each other but the anointed speaker chose them to get married... But he expressed his disdane about the whole thing in front of the whole church and caused an argument with the girl that equally disapproved. No smiles or fakery until it was done; he must be a Natural Male

by Eridesceen January 24, 2018

Natural Ass

A nickname for a particular brand of beer (Natural Ice) that is cheap and taste disgusting.

Man 1: Hey you got any beer?

Man 2: Yeah I got some Natural Ice.

Man 1: That shit is cheap and nasty, don't you mean Natural Ass?

by uscb September 26, 2006

Communing with Nature

Back in the day, we used to refer to the product of being smoking pot as being stoned. Then one day our friend John decided that we were not smoking. We were "communing with nature." We adapted this into our lexicon. Now, when we refer to smoking, we speak of "communing" (instead of smoking) or being "communed" (instead of being "stoned"). I much prefer my version of the smoking to the average words.

John is always stoned. He's been communing with nature alot lately.

by Communing with Haven July 20, 2008