muslim

a person following the religion of islam

"ohhh thats why shes wearing the hijab, shes a muslim"

by anything this web accepts September 5, 2022

Submarine Muslim

A Muslim who converts to or practices Islam without revealing their conversion or Islamic faith. They practice Islam in secret - sometimes not even telling their own family members. Reasons for this behaviour includes not wanting to be discriminated against; avoiding the drama associated with Islam's stance on homosexuality / Palestine etc; avoiding fallout issues with family members and friends.

Joe is a submarine Muslim, you won't see him wearing a thobe

by Moderately Concerned June 20, 2023

Kabells a Muslim boro

"Kabells a Muslim boro" is a phrase often repeated by a Muslim kid but due to his strong accent the phrase "Kabil's a Muslim bro" It turns into "Kabells a Muslim boro"

p1: What religion is Kabil?
p2: "Kabells a Muslim boro"

by Mucktady November 28, 2024

Muslim

Someone who's not a terrorist but a smol cute person who has simple cute believes in Allah.

Person 1: he's a Muslim, a cute happy Muslim
Person 2: yeah he says no Allahuakbar boom.

by Taekookaremyhubands<3 November 25, 2021

DIRTY MUSLIM

When you you are going to cum you pull out and yell “ Ali Akbar “ as you EXPLODE into her eyes through her hijab

after you have blinded her with jizz you MUST throw a BIG ROCK at her because she didn’t get pregnant

This is similar to the “UGLY MUSLIM”

She wanted halal everything so i figured if she wanted everything Muslim style

i would give her an DIRTY MUSLIM since my mother raised me to be polite and inclusive

by Homeless Jesus November 10, 2025

muslim shuffle

Term coined by GodLogic Apologetics. It is a thing Muslims do when they get caught in a lie, false statement, or fallacy. They immediately change the subject in order to hide the fact that they just got caught.

Muslim: The Bible is corrupted
Christian: But the Quran says many times it isn't.
Muslim: Let's talk about the Trinity.
Christin: here comes the Muslim shuffle.

by AndrewSCB July 5, 2024

Muslim

I person who follows the teaches of Islamic practices.

My muslim friend went to a trip to Germany.

by iiSimplyBrxwnie November 20, 2021