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Muslim

A person who throws a backpack into a classroom and screams Allahu Akbar. They often like to fight and are very aggressive. They also like to argue with other people.
YO Abdul, hows your mom? "Throws a backpack like a muslim and screams Allahu Akbar."
by FuzARuz February 5, 2024
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a small person who likes to steal and eat tikka masala and does not pay child support.
who stole and ate my tikka masala?

oh, ofcourse it was the fat horny nigga muslim midget
by ARNA HÓLM September 26, 2023
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muslim shuffle

Term coined by GodLogic Apologetics. It is a thing Muslims do when they get caught in a lie, false statement, or fallacy. They immediately change the subject in order to hide the fact that they just got caught.
Muslim: The Bible is corrupted
Christian: But the Quran says many times it isn't.
Muslim: Let's talk about the Trinity.
Christin: here comes the Muslim shuffle.
by AndrewSCB July 5, 2024
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Muslim

I person who follows the teaches of Islamic practices.
My muslim friend went to a trip to Germany.
by iiSimplyBrxwnie November 20, 2021
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DIRTY MUSLIM

When you you are going to cum you pull out and yell “ Ali Akbar “ as you EXPLODE into her eyes through her hijab

after you have blinded her with jizz you MUST throw a BIG ROCK at her because she didn’t get pregnant

This is similar to the “UGLY MUSLIM”
She wanted halal everything so i figured if she wanted everything Muslim style

i would give her an DIRTY MUSLIM since my mother raised me to be polite and inclusive
by Homeless Jesus November 10, 2025
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muslim

"look at that arab he just did a Muslim"
by krocco10 May 7, 2024
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Muslim

A person who follows the religion Islam.
Their the opposite of what people think of them, not all of them are terrorists.
Their very nice people.
Person 1: Wow, Leah's religion is amazing, I want to be Muslim too!
Person 2: I know right!
by iiSimplyBrxwnie April 7, 2022
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