muffed

This is when a woman has been given pleasure by her partner through oral sex.

Man, have you ever muffed a girl?

by John Tong April 22, 2005

muffaletta

the cheese like substance in a girl's vagina when she has an infection.

Yo you go down on Chelsea?

-Brody

Hell yea, her muffaletta was soggy and sour.
-Shea

by chs 4 liiiiifeee April 20, 2010

Muffed up

In a way the same as Muff diving, but all over the place.

Damn...you got all muffed up!!!!!

by iohnoprngs March 22, 2009

rusty muffler

what my dad says after fucking my mom in the ass

damn kid, your mom sure does have a rusty muffler

by Matt January 9, 2004

muffler

(1) Girlfriend / fiancee / wife.

(2) When a woman stuffs her muff in her man's face.

Sarah gave Jeff a muffler, muffling his car talk.

by Sara Lee January 8, 2007

Miffle

A mixture of several different things, a plethora of varying items.

Jerry: Is that your art project? What the fuck is it?

Tom: Mixed media. Its sort of a miffle.

by OllyLolly January 10, 2010

splitting the muffaletta

A coworker once suggested that the muffaletta sandwich at the local deli was too big for him to eat. He suggested that another male coworker "split the muffaletta" with him. We all loved the way that sounded for numerous reasons and can envision various definitions of the term. The actual act of splitting a sandwich with another male would seem very homosexual in nature. One wonders where does it stop - splitting a bowl of soup, an ice cream cone, a cold beverage, etc..

The act of "splitting the muffaletta" could be the act of entering a very hairy pubic area; taking on a very tough work project, ie, "this spreadsheet looks hard, looks like we are going to have the split the muffaletta!" Or, taking a crap when you butt cheeks are pimple ridden and pock marked - "I just ate tacos, now ive got to go split the muffaletta."

by muffaletta boy February 6, 2014