monkey awareness month

an awareness month dedicated to my wonderful cockroach of a best friend <3

"Yo have you heard that it's monkey awareness month?"
"Why the hell would monkeys have a whole month dedicated to them?"
"Hey, don't bully my best friend"

by beabadoobee listener May 13, 2023

eat ass month

All of November men and women way ass till they die

Happy eat ass month

by Ass eater and beater October 16, 2019

Spit on Dan month

A month in which every single human to ever be born onto this earth will unite and band together regardless of race in order to spit on Dan

Person 1: Hey do you know what month it is?
Person 2: Yeah! Its spit on Dan month
*both people begin to simultaneously spit on Dan*

by Jammy Dodger Destroyer July 2, 2022

National Kissing Month

The month of November is one of the best months because you get a free pass to kiss any boy or girl you want

Me: Bro guess what it’s national kissing month
Friend: Really I got to go find me some girls

by Ballerboy 537 November 1, 2019

Boob punch month

You must boob punch all your female friends and males with man titties

Alex:don’t
Emma:it has to be done
Alex:why
Emma: it’s boob punch month

by Dumdassidiot36 November 10, 2019

Cuddle month november

All november you have to cuddle with your special someone

Cuddle month november- showing love and affection by snuggling up close you your special person

by Ava Marie October 13, 2019

national blowjob month

the month of june is declared national blowjob month

"hey you know why everyone has been sending the hashtag #nbjm at me"
"its national blowjob month gary go get your dick sucked"

by playboi_rawri10 June 25, 2017