moldjob

When you take a shit let it crust then let it mold and then a girl licks your butt with the mold on it

Hoe: can I give you a moldjob??
You: sure! I’ve been saving one

by EmanBosslmaooooo February 12, 2025

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moldy unforgettable

that time when my autocorrect decided to be a bitch while i was trying to vent to a groupchat of people and changed the “i am mildly uncomfortable” to “i am moldy unforgettable”

Me: “yo my 8th grade math teacher was kind of a pedo”

Fuckass friend: “how did it make you feel, were you ‘moldy unforgettable’?”

Me: “fuck off troglodyte”

by chrysanthemum8 March 15, 2025

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Moldycore

To be moldycore you have to: be white, have questionable music taste, be gay

Hawk 1: “this guy listens to 16:9 krollo and Haunted Mound”
Hawk 2: “wow they're so moldycore“

by Moldysigma March 27, 2025

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The practice of designing an entire research study, audit, or investigation from the ground up with a specific, pre-ordained conclusion in mind. The methodology, data collection parameters, and analytical framework are all carefully engineered as a custom vessel to deliver the desired result. The evidence isn't faked or altered after the fact; the entire process is rigged from the start to produce a conclusion that appears rigorous and independent.

Molded Evidence Theory Example: A tobacco company in the 20th century didn't just deny cancer studies; it funded its own. It molded evidence by hiring sympathetic scientists, designing studies unlikely to find harm (e.g., using animal models known to be resistant), and defining "conclusive proof" at an impossibly high bar. The resulting papers created a manufactured "debate" for decades, all built on evidence molded to be exculpatory.

by Abzugal Nammugal Enkigal February 6, 2026

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