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The Michigan

A sexual act similar to the shocker in which the right hand is flatly inserted into a woman's vagina, and the first and second fingers of the left hand are inserted into the anus. When not being used sexually the hands look like the state of Michigan, hence the name.
I gave her the michigan last night and she loved it.
by Sneakish Pete May 12, 2010
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Clare, Michigan

A small town that is located near Mt. Pleasant
"Dude...where were you born?"
"Clare, Michigan"
"Isn't that a name?"
"NO...It's a town...!!!"
by Graphine March 3, 2009
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michigan football

The winningest and most storied college football team of all-time. Leads series with arch-rivals Ohio State, Notre Dame, and Michigan State. Also has the largest football stadium in the country holding over 107,501 fans.
The Michigan football team will win the National Championship in 2006.
by jordan s August 18, 2006
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Michigan Wolverines

The number one source of income for the Walmart Corporation.
Look at all those Michigan Wolverines fans; Walmart must be having a sale.
by Fred Meijer October 14, 2013
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michigan mouthfull

When the male ejaculates during or at completion of a sexual act then takes the handful of cum and puts it over the womans mouth and holds it there.
Tom gave that girl a michigan mouthfull after he tapped that the other night.
by Michigan Mouthfull November 19, 2006
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University of Michigan

A wannabe ivy league university, with the ugliest student population in the country.
Blech, those University of Michigan student's look like cows.
by MEEEEEEEEEE January 2, 2006
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This is a maneuver that requires both a male and female, excluding guy on guy since it will require an unobstructed anus. this however does not exclude girl on girl if a strap-on is readily available. This act starts off with the man(or the man in the relationship) sitting on the toilet facing the tank, and then the reciever mounting the the male. after starting intrecourse the female then procedes to shit which on most occasions will leave a trail of fecal matter on the scrotum.
"man i cant believe that girl did a michigan moose track double stack with me last night, and she wasn't even that drunk either!"
by mayor of riley May 6, 2010
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