meter

A form of measurement used extensively in Europe.

1) Le meters they have 100 centimetres.

2) Das kilometres, each has 1000 meters

by Denozzo September 28, 2008

peter meter

A woman who is very sexually promiscuous. Originates from the idea that said woman's vagina is like a meter for "peters" (penises). Can refer to either the woman or her vagina.

John: So what happened after you left the bar with that chick last night?
Mike: We got it on, but that bitch was such a peter meter she was bonin someone else before I was out the door!

by John Michael Parmon April 21, 2008

s.meter

noun. An s.meter, pronounced "s-meter", is a machine that can actually detect the s.m.i.t.h. (see s.m.i.t.h.) in an individual s.m.i.t.h. kind of person. It also mesures the s.m.i.t.h.i.s.m. (see s.m.i.t.h.i.s.m.) in people too.

Man, this guy better go on the s.meter before getting near my friends!

by JuBr October 9, 2006

Meteodros

A Meteodros is a boy who likes to name hisself bird and ban users.
He is very nice. His names sounds likes Mentos and he loves the color pink.

Wow! I got Meteodrosed!
Meteodros would ban that.

by LasseCorp July 30, 2018

meterofag

1. A term used to emphasise the homosexuality of the term meterosexual. Originally invented by Henry Chiem,

1. "Imteaz/Kasun/Jack, you're such a meterofag"

by Caesar Pavlivs "Big O" Xabbunius February 24, 2004

meteorite

a male with red pubic hairs. therefore his penis looks like a meteorite. A fire crotch only on a man.

" heyy look its a red head"
"you know what that meannnsss"
" dude do u have have a meteorite?"

by amandamaddycourtney May 10, 2008

5 meter peter

A BIG BONER, I MEAN FUCKING MEGAN FOX MUST HAVE WALKED BY TO GIVE U THAT

HAHA look at his 5 meter peter

by 1234373567474 May 21, 2011