Mystery Science Theater Syndrome

Inability to not make snarky comments while watching.. anything.

I think I might have Mystery Science Theater Syndrome.

by Dash Bunny July 12, 2021

Mysterious

Something that is hard or impossible to understand

That man over there is very mysterious

by Da🤡 July 24, 2021

mystery

someone thinks mystery is something scary, but it wasn't! mystery is something that is secretly and no one knows.

if nobody knows about anything, they call it a ' mystery

- it's a mystery that no one knows about the treasure
-that man is mystery, i hope he didn't like me!

by braxtonprodex June 17, 2021

mystery mile

The portion of skin from between the end of your balls and start of your b hole. Your taint, gooch, etc

Awe man I have to shave my mystery mile before my date so Sarah can toss my salad

by GangGang2100 November 22, 2024

Mysterious Orbs

Oho! Hollow purple.

Hym "Wait... You guy know that I'm the original guy who was talking about the weaponized schizophrenia right? There were never 2 weaponized schizophrenia guys. I'm the only one. I did it under a different name but the Gmail account has always been the same. If you trace my emails back to when Urban Dictionary still had rejection letters that still went out you'll see that I still have rejection letters. Right? No you. Something something non-sequitur. That was all me. The hot ones where purple. When I said I was Noah I wasn't claiming to be Noah and I elaborated when I said it both in the actual post and in the subsequent post. That's were the Gojo powers come from. Reversal Red (No you) Blue is something-something non-sequitor. And Gojo say something about twilight in the incantation before using hollow purple. That's a reference to me saying chicks were into Robert Patinson from Twilight? Remember? That was me. Using Jordan's. Did a thing about the relationship between Jungian Psychology and anime. I'm doing a thing here guys this was supposed to come around full circle a lot faster than it did you guys are slow as fucking dogshit. And now we got mysterious orbs in the sky is the anti-spiral going off!? You guys need to hurry the fuck up then."

by Hym Iam July 6, 2025

head unit mystery

The phenomenon where the original head unit of a test car is unknown, as its head unit has already been swapped with an aftermarket one

I couldn't figure out why the sound quality was so amazing during the test drive—turns out it was just a head unit mystery with that aftermarket stereo!

by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

Mysterious dragon

When you catch an STD without having engaged in any sexual activity.

Incel: How did I get this rash? This is f**ked.
Dude: Beware the mysterious dragon.

by CocoPapa November 11, 2025