Joshua Jordan has evolved from a chicken. He is constantly talking about chicken and eating chicken. He also plays Fortnite a lot.
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That somebody: Hey, have u seen that video of the guy farting?
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Everyone 10 hours after airing it: this is a certified jordan moment
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Now that 'The Blood Brothers' has broken up, he is in two other bands, including 'Head Wound City' a thrash core band, and 'Past Lives', an art punk band.
He has maintained his gorgeous voice through both bands.
Jordan also married his long time girlfriend, Zooey.
Mr. Blilie is also extremly talented and amazing.
His body is extremly skinny;;
his veins literally pop out.
Now that 'The Blood Brothers' has broken up, he is in two other bands, including 'Head Wound City' a thrash core band, and 'Past Lives', an art punk band.
He has maintained his gorgeous voice through both bands.
Jordan also married his long time girlfriend, Zooey.
Mr. Blilie is also extremly talented and amazing.
His body is extremly skinny;;
his veins literally pop out.
Boy to other boy: You're so thin! Like Jordan Blilie!
If you have a voice like Jordan Blilie, then you have the voice of an angel on crack!
If you have a voice like Jordan Blilie, then you have the voice of an angel on crack!
by Coffee Shit July 27, 2009
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