Nuclear insecticide

A cocktail made of vodka, absinthe, a scoop of pre-workout and an teaspoon of Da Bomb hot sauce

God damn, I almost passed out on Nuclear Insecticide last night

by Nuclear insecticide May 29, 2025

password insecurity

When you begin entering your password with confidence, but then lose that confidence mid-entry, you might assume the password is incorrect and start over.

"As I was entering my password on my computer, I had a sudden moment of password insecurity and decided to erase it and start again from the beginning."

by TwiggyRules June 30, 2025

Kinky Insects

Pubic Lice, AKA Crabs

I slept with a hooker and now I have kinky insects.

by Chianticat10 August 1, 2025

Fartificial Insemination

When you nut in someone’s butt and they fart it into a pussy.

Yah bro, my Dads couldn’t get pregnant so they had to use fartificial insemination.

by Thedonius Parcelfoot III September 10, 2025

Joe and His Insect Family

A family that only breeds with itself, lots of extra chromosomes in this family and they also tend to be very stupid because it's Joe and His Insect Family.

Oh look, it's Joe and His Insect Family

by Eye of Susanoo June 13, 2018

undisclosed personal insecurities

When you get rejected

"I really like Nick, but I’m not interested in dating anyone. I think it has more to do with undisclosed personal insecurities than anything. Nick is an awesome guy but I don’t want to pursue anyone right now."

by Spogbob July 8, 2019

nest tongue insect

one of those plant thingies with a thick stem and a big flat thing on top and a lot of spots. don't eat a nest tongue insect for they make you throw up your own digestive system

Timmy: OH MY GOD JOE!!!
Joe: *dead corpse on the floor, with a nest tongue insect beside him*
Timmy: joe. you ate a nest tongue insect, didn't you
joe: trhfrhgointrgihiongi4hnifnk4fini54niehi

by kigfignvfdliojfdj March 13, 2020