Happy Ending

When you get a free egg roll at the end of your massage.

Masseuse: You get free egg roll! Happy Ending

by FegelFatso June 10, 2018

shit happens

When something happens that is out of one's control and usually results in a negative situations.

also see shit.

Laurie: I spent my paycheck on drugs and now the landlord is kicking me out for not paying rent.

Leah: Shit happens.

by Laurie *is hot* April 9, 2005

happa

Japan originated word meaning racially half 'n half. Doesn't necessarily mean half Japanese.

"Yo, is that dude over there happa or somethin'?"

"Yeah, he's Japanese and Mexican."

by tkun April 22, 2007

happy bunny

the confucius of this century to many teens. Can be located in the following mall stores: Spencers, spencer gifts, hot topic, claires, etc.

A "bunny" (rabbit), which declares negative statements while remaining in the utmost sincere attitude.

Most commonly known phrases by happy bunny:
"I hate everything"
"I'll be nicer when you're smarter"
"Cute but psycho, things evn out"
"Cute but eveil"
"I'm not listening"
"It's cute how stupid you are"
"I love boys, they're stupid"

Is spying on someone that bad? i mean, they're in your thoughts; you're in their bushes...

by just some girl March 25, 2005

Happy Hour

Happy Hour use to be about hitting the bars on a Friday evening to start off the weekend properly. Bars knew this and offered Happy Hour deals for beers on tap and well drinks typically between 4pm-7pm. Apparently over the last few years restaurants have decided to shit all over that and make it about food deals and any time of the day or week, so it's no longer about letting off a bit of steam and starting the weekend off properly but instead it's about shoving as much food in your face for under $10.

I was invited to go out for Happy Hour but it was on a Sunday at noon.

by Bajeezus September 25, 2013

happy in the pants

intensely excited about something such that one's excitement rivals that of sexual pleasure

The release of Madden 2006 made Bob, an avid football gamer, happy in the pants.

by Nate910 May 1, 2006

Happy Plate

A plate whose food has been completely eaten, leaving an empty plate. This phrase is usually used when instructing children to finish their meals. The reason for doing so is 2-fold: First, to ensure that the child/ren get the necessary amount of food. Secondly, to ensure that the child/ren won't come asking for snacks later, making Mom & Dad's lives more convenient.

Mom: "If you want to grow up to be healthy, you have to make a happy plate!"

by Meino October 2, 2006