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oh shit handle

term referring to the handles above or adjacent to the windows of a car. they are most often grabbed when the driver initiates sudden, and often extreme, accelerating or decelerating motion of the vehicle. some prefer to hold on to them at all times due to anxiety or distrust of the drivers abilities in general.
Man, I can't believe you totaled your car! I'll be safer rollin' with the ghost of Eval Knieval than with you in a car with no oh shit handles
by trump3tninja10 July 7, 2010
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hanger

A turd that hangs from your ass while taking a shit
I got a hanger and had to wipe more than usual.
by FinWonga July 31, 2016
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purple hanger

In the Babe version, "A purple hanger occurs when two fingers are inserted into the anus, and curved to simulate the curvature of a clothes hanger. The purple part, is well, you know..."

In the Dan version, "A purple hanger is when the penis swells and becomes infected after sex with someone unclean or unfit for duty."

In the l'etrange version, "A hanger stuck up someone's butt."
Yeah, so the other night, my boyfriend tried to give me a purple hanger, but it was too tight...

Yeah man, that hooker we had in Montreal gave me a wicked purple hanger for a week...

Excuse me little timmy, where's the rest of your hang... Oh my god - have you been giving yourself purple hangers?
by Nampook March 27, 2008
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Pan-handle behavior

Killing of relatives, friends or loved ones for no apparent reason. Performed by scumbags who live in pan-handle areas of any state or region.
Small Town Murder has discovered Pan-Handle behavior based on the amount of murders that happen in pan-handles of various states.
by wandaful May 17, 2018
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I can't handle

phrase that typically describes a situation that encompasses one or many of the following emotions:
1. a feeling of overwhelming intensity(usually sexual)
2. a recalled memory of grandeur
3. a moment of enormous success
4. a description of beauty or repulsiveness
5. a moment of great frustration(usually sexual)
"Russell Nelson.
Oh my God.
This guy, his triangle torso.
--
I can't handle..."
by ftdrum March 19, 2011
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handle bars

bars: little things that turn off the memory button in your brain, not like getting high at all. usually sold 2 for $5 or 3 for $5 if you get a good deal. sometimes used to numb the pain of something. gets you tired, sleepy, and slows down every process in your brain. when taking handle bars, be sure to be around trustworthy people, because your conscience will not be in effect at all when under the influence.
dawg fool, that nigga is barred out. he's past high and drunk. give me some handle bars so i can knock out.
by eMMiLee September 22, 2005
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meat hangers

WOW !!! Look at the meat hangers on her!
by the Lorenzo December 2, 2007
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