hammer muffin

when you strap a muffin to your dick and have your girl eat it.

Stacy left shortly after presenting the idea of hammer muffin. It was chocolate too.

hammer muffin by JadeMemory November 20, 2015

Hammer Muffin

The act of shoving your dick deep in a girls throat with a muffin strapped to it.

Stacy left me after I asked her if I could give her a hammer muffin.

Hammer Muffin by JadeMemory November 20, 2015

Hammer Nailed 

Nailing something in life so hard, that you "Hammer Nailed" it. To do something so well, Jesus Christ comes down from the heavens golf clapping.

Jason's hammer nailed his joke about how Salmon waiting days to respond to the group chat, only to act like nothing ever happened.

Hammer Nailed by Pacingtons August 23, 2016

hammer cock 

When your cock is limp and even a hammer couldn't get you hard.

Four blows from Granny's rusty, cast-iron mallet could not awaken Bapa's hammer cock from its deep, alcoholic slumber in the dusty chambers of his cordoroy pants.

hammer cock by Steve Awesome January 2, 2017

hammer swinging

To be hammer swinging, means you would have sexual relations with both genders.

Man, I went to a party last night, and was hammer swinging hardcore bruh.

hammer swinging by Im.ET.1 February 24, 2017

Hammer down

When a guy jerks off.

Not getting any poon--guess I'll throw on some porn and hammer down tonight.

Hammer down by Fstyle9 April 6, 2017

hammer out a deal 

Talk seriously and in detail until a business agreement is made.

The two companies did not agree immediately on all the details of the takeover but they managed to reach a compromise and hammer out a deal without too much delay.

hammer out a deal by Imgeto May 28, 2017