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hammer muffin
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when you
strap a muffin to
your dick
and have
your girl
eat it.
Stacy left
shortly
after
presenting
the idea of hammer muffin. It was
chocolate
too.
by
JadeMemory
November 20, 2015
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Hammer Muffin
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The act
of shoving
your dick
deep in a girls throat with a muffin
strapped
to it.
Stacy
left me
after I asked her if I could
give her
a hammer
muffin.
by
JadeMemory
November 20, 2015
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