Slap a goat

getting so mad that you are to the point of physically hurting a goat. So frustrated that you would hurt a living creature.

I'm so mad I could slap a goat. I'm so mad I would slap a goat.

by TheRealPandaSwag November 5, 2010

penis painting tree goat

a word used to describe someone that looks spicy.

Damn, Carla is a penis painting tree goat today.

by zeewatinaho March 1, 2011

gata

spanish term for girl or a hot babe also girlfriend (MI GATA)

"Pegala mi 'gata' gangster sin miedo la que conmigo es afugo..." Daddy Yankee- Gata Gangster (Los Homerunes)

by BX Cangri May 1, 2005

OH MY GOAT

for those who dont like to blaspheme
basically means oh my god, but cleaner!!
said in exclamation, like janice in friends

OH MY GOAT!!!! look what a great definition i rote

by Steph May 31, 2004

goat rodeo

A situation that order cannot be brought to any time.

Traffic in Denver, Colorado at 5:00 p.m. is a goat rodeo

by lewdogg May 1, 2003

gatarded

So retarded that Lady Gaga would be ashamed.

Your mom's so gatarded she thought disco sticks grew on trees

by LittlemonsteR333 November 7, 2010

goat dick

Anything that is less than desirable. Such as a bad situation, or any sort of quandary. Anything also pertaining to dirty foot bitches. Can be abbreviated as GD.

Yo, it's cold as a goat dick outside.

by dfb299 January 20, 2013