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Goatage is pwning or owning someone with a goat. It is the most superior form of pwnage or ownage.
A zergling runs up and snaps a probe in half.
GoaT: GOATAGE!
goatage by Tookar September 25, 2005
Words you can keep

gottagettagun!

Often the first word babbled by an American baby.
It was so darn cute, she was mimicking her daddy and standing there in her little crib, clearly saying “gottagettagun!”
gottagettagun! by Dr Bunnygirl August 11, 2019
To have curly eyebrows; can be used as any word really as long as it can be curly
Look at the goltage on the guy!
(lol) That guy has a goltage rating of 200!
Goltage by cbass4848 March 22, 2009
a cross between a cottage and a garage..very popular in new zealand. usually one or two bedrooms and a garage
jenny just bought a piece of land, i think she should put a gottage on it!
gottage by Ruby Malibu December 1, 2007

Goattage Cheese 

Any type of rash or skin ailment caused by a person"s Jeans or Pants being crammed in their butt crack
That Girl is suffering from Goattage Cheese.I told Her to buy looser fitting pants
Goattage Cheese by dacman813 May 8, 2011
When you can’t be bothered to explain football to a girl
“ How did that happen “ , “ It’s a goalage”
Goalage by T tull June 1, 2019
Goatgeta is so goated
Goatgeta by sigmanam November 19, 2025
More from Urban Dictionary

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
Word of the Day on September 14, 2026
A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
Word of the Day on September 12, 2026
The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
Word of the Day on September 11, 2026
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