goatage

Goatage is pwning or owning someone with a goat. It is the most superior form of pwnage or ownage.

A zergling runs up and snaps a probe in half.
GoaT: GOATAGE!

goatage by Tookar September 25, 2005

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gottagettagun!

It was so darn cute, she was mimicking her daddy and standing there in her little crib, clearly saying “gottagettagun!”

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To have curly eyebrows; can be used as any word really as long as it can be curly

Look at the goltage on the guy!
(lol) That guy has a goltage rating of 200!

Goltage by cbass4848 March 22, 2009

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a cross between a cottage and a garage..very popular in new zealand. usually one or two bedrooms and a garage

jenny just bought a piece of land, i think she should put a gottage on it!

gottage by Ruby Malibu December 1, 2007

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Any type of rash or skin ailment caused by a person"s Jeans or Pants being crammed in their butt crack

That Girl is suffering from Goattage Cheese.I told Her to buy looser fitting pants

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When you can’t be bothered to explain football to a girl

“ How did that happen “ , “ It’s a goalage”

Goalage by T tull June 1, 2019

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Goatgeta is so goated

Goatgeta by sigmanam November 19, 2025

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