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gleep

Gleep is a gooey sometime unseen substance of unknown origin. It is anything that can be contracted from anything else that can cause a triggered reaction of disgust just by it touching you or being in contact with it. Gleep can stick to any surface, including but not limited to skin. If you see gleep it is best not to mess with it because it may become stuck to you. It is passed by human and animal contact, or by direct contact with it. Once someone catches the gleep, it can be passed from them to someone or something else.
I once saw a guy get the gleep from his refrigerator. He didn't clean it out for weeks and when he did he got gleep all over him. Then he pet his dog and it got on the dog too. Now the dog is passing the gleep around.
by ChrisTheWolf December 11, 2018
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Eye Gleek

Shooting tears from one's eyes in a similar manner of saliva gleeking.
Yuck, that guy just eye gleeked on me!
by 2cargar November 3, 2010
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gleek club

A underground society of members consisting of the gleek race. They tend to travel in packs and go around national landmarks gleeking on people.See gleek for more details.
Ex: the gleek club just gleeked all over me! yummmmmy.
by Commander of the Universe November 25, 2006
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gleebangloban

a dirty word used to explain dirty things
i just geebanglobaned on his gleebangloban!!
by chingwong May 20, 2007
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gleek

To regurgitate spit by pressing on the spit gland at the rear of your throat, thus creating a projectile effect in astounding quantities.
Guy1: OMG, did you see that totally stupid nerd running down the hall the other day? Vince or whatever?

Guy2: Oh, yeah, the one I gleeked on?

Guy1: Ha, me too, bro! Nice! -High 5-
by the_realistic_numbers112 July 19, 2011
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gleek

The act of cumming on girls teeth & then she brushes her teeth with the cum in an attempt to whiten her teeth.
After a failed attempt with whitening strips, La'keyshia asked Dick to gleek on her.
by Gleek Instructor 101 December 21, 2013
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gleek

1. A gleeful geek.
2. A word that is best used when said in a goofy manner to express gleefulness, or during awkward situations as to light up the situation. To add extra excitement, it is accompanied by an upward head movement and a grin.
1. As Ryan made me belly laugh about stupid things during class, I said, "We're such gleeks."
2. History class was so boring, and me and Ryan had nothing to talk about so instead he said out of the blue, "Gleek!"
by Emerz January 2, 2009
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