GAERTYZ 💨

Gay farts
Always silent for obvious reasons.

Sebastian just went over to the corner and did a GAERTYZ 💨 because he had a little too much 9 layer dip at the party.

by Badger girl 317 April 24, 2025

Gwerting

The act of squirting while geeked.

Or the act of hitting a geek bar with your pussy and then squirting.

“Sammy just hit the geek bar with her pussy and stared gwerting,OMG!”

by MrMelonJuice May 9, 2025

Gerthakins

A funny nickname for some you may know with an extraordinary fat cock.

Hey tell gerthakins over there to quit gaping all the chicks out and save some for the rest of us.

by Wildwood September 13, 2025

Geertsen

The act of randomly squeezing a man’s penis when erect, typically done by a horny female

Sally was so excited to see Randy’s, she squeezed his penis so hard, he yelled “Geertsen!”

by Merriam Webster’s Husband October 9, 2025

Geertsen

The act of randomly squeezing a man’s hard penis, typically done by a horny female.

Sally was so excited to see Randy, she randomly squeezed his penis so hard, he yelled “Geertsen!”

by Merriam Webster’s Husband October 9, 2025

Gertrude Wonton Thumper

When a man puts wontons in a woman’s mouth and then she gives the man oral sex

Hey baby, wanna do the Gertrude Wonton Thumper?

by Bobble McWobble December 21, 2025

mitch goertzen

To many, Mitch is still a mystery, but to his psychiatrists, they believe he can still be saved.
See also "hardcore"

That's almost as hardcore as Mitch Goertzen.

by Hinkley September 5, 2008