Guertin

Noun: A sexual act through which a girl starts giving oral sex to a blindfolded male sexual partner and in the middle of the intercourse, she switches place with a gay/bi man who keeps up suckin'. Then, she removes the blindfold out of the confused guy.
Can also be used as a transitive verb.

Noun: She gave Leonard the good old Guertin.
Verb: Let's Guertin him to the max!

by Cadaverisator September 21, 2006

Schmitt's Beer Gesture

The act of performing a waving hand that rises from hip to head level after something awesome happens or is mentioned. It may also be spurned by the airing of "Beautiful Girls" by Van Halen. The Gesture may also be accompanied by a verbal "OOOoooh!" The aforementioned Gesture is originally seen being used in the Schmitt's Gay Beer commercial on Saturday Night Live by Adam Sander and Chris Farley.

1) Overheard: "Van Halen, Poison, Def Leppard, and Journey are coming to town this year" Instantly followed by one or more Schmitt's Beer Gestures.
2) "Beautiful Girls" by Van Halen comes on the radio. Immediately followed by "OOOoooh!" and the trademark Gesture.

by Brian@UD March 31, 2008

guestimate

To guestimate is when you have no idea about something, but you don't want to sound like an idiot.
Its a careful combination of guessing what the topic is about and then estimating the correct answer.
Also another thing you could add to this is a statistic, as it makes your answer sound more valid and believable!

Paul: so what do you think of the whole el nino phenomenon?
You: in your head, what the FU*K? Thanks paul!
Now you guestimate

Step one guess... Ok so it sounds kinda mexican, doesn't nino mean grandchild? Ok so its something to do with mexicans, sounds like a dance...
Step two estimate an appropriate answer...every one likes dancing and mexicans make good food so I'm gonna like it.
Make up a statistic... 89% of americans think its a positive movement.
Helpful tip: you could always be wrong so answer briefly and not to in depth!
You: well I feel its a positive movement that's changing the world in a dramatic way, 89% of americans see it in a favorable light!
In your head- BOOM how u like me now paul!

by boomyoulikethat November 14, 2011

gestimate

to guess about a situation

The electric meters were not read every month. The electric company gestimates the electric usage at times

by Gerlinde Deaton October 4, 2007

hand gestures

A hand gesture is a movement you make with your hand. Rude hand gestures include; sticking your middle finger up or your middle and index finger up. A friendly hand gesture is perhaps sticking your thumb up. Hand gestures cna be used to communicate - such as sign language - or it can be motions made with your hand when talking

Jane was pissed off, she made a rude hand gesture at Peter.

Jane's brother was deaf and so she used various hand gestures to communicate.

by Lily Powell May 24, 2006

guesting

When you are at a wedding and two guests from the wedding(or people who happen to be there) hook up during the ceremony

In 27 Dresses Kevin and Jane make-out at another girls wedding.

Hannah: So, how was your wedding?
Serena: There was some guesting going on at the same time as my kiss with John. That bitch and her idiot bf ruined my wedding!

by sourpatch900 March 25, 2009

Jamaican Guesthouse

A Jamaican Guesthouse is the act of "titty fucking" a chick backwards so your asshole is rubbing her face.

"It isn't that I mind you cheated on me..But why did let him give you a Jamaican Guesthouse?"

by N1kolai July 31, 2009