Geoffed

The action of having your life turned into so much rat-poo poo

Oh bugger ... I might as well kill myself as I'm about to be Geoffed

by Bagpuss September 2, 2003

Goff

Noun or Verb
Goff or derivatives of the word "goff" can be used to substitute most words. The word comes from when someone mispronounced "golf" and "goff" was realized to take the place of so much more than just golf.

Helen: "So, I'm going with Vern to play goff today."
or

Jenaynay: "I have had a terrible goff for like a week."
Sanja: "That sucks goff."

or
Andi: "What the goff?! I just goffed GOFFED! Goff that!"

by Aslan and Lucy December 30, 2007

Geff

When you inhale somebody else’s burp and kind of enjoy it

Guy 1: Yo bro did you have chipotle
Guy 2: yeah bro bro why?
Guy3: I just geff(ed) and it tasted good

by GEFFrey_1 May 23, 2019

Groff

v. to eat voraciously without regard for manners, social norms, or the possibility of choking; mainly characterized by the forcing of food down one's gullet and a lack of chewing.

v. bill totally groffed that appetizer platter, i don't even think he chewed anything.

by Arthur Middleton February 15, 2008

Goffwaffle

An annoyingly long thread of conversational drivel, usually political in nature, that serves the dual purpose of articulating a known fact in an overly smug fashion and insulting another person(s) on a deeply personal level.

If I have to read another facebook post jam-packed with that son of a bitch's arrogant goffwaffle, I'm going to crowdfund to have him fired out of a cannon and into the sun.

by DardyAs September 3, 2016

Geoffrey

A nice understanding person who isn't a gigantic eye-sore. He plays basketball and is really loyal to his girl. And yeah

me: Maur is so nice he should be a Geoffrey instead

by felix's wife May 11, 2018

Goffed

To put cocaine in ones rectum

Yo i got cought by the cops but i goffed my cocaine

by Jonnighs May 13, 2008