Goffwaffle

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An annoyingly long thread of conversational drivel, usually political in nature, that serves the dual purpose of articulating a known fact in an overly smug fashion and insulting another person(s) on a deeply personal level.

If I have to read another facebook post jam-packed with that son of a bitch's arrogant goffwaffle, I'm going to crowdfund to have him fired out of a cannon and into the sun.

Goffwaffle by DardyAs September 3, 2016

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goodwaffles505 by bluewaffles505 February 16, 2021

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I can't believe that just happened. I'm gobwaffled.

Gobwaffled by Gobwaffled October 23, 2022

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Goodwaffles505

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Goodwaffles505 by Kanyewestfan4 February 13, 2021

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Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.

We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.

pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020

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