Goffwaffle
An annoyingly long thread of conversational drivel, usually political in nature, that serves the dual purpose of articulating a known fact in an overly smug fashion and insulting another person(s) on a deeply personal level.
If I have to read another facebook post jam-packed with that son of a bitch's arrogant goffwaffle, I'm going to crowdfund to have him fired out of a cannon and into the sun.
Goffwaffle by DardyAs September 3, 2016
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