Goffwaffle

An annoyingly long thread of conversational drivel, usually political in nature, that serves the dual purpose of articulating a known fact in an overly smug fashion and insulting another person(s) on a deeply personal level.

If I have to read another facebook post jam-packed with that son of a bitch's arrogant goffwaffle, I'm going to crowdfund to have him fired out of a cannon and into the sun.

Goffwaffle by DardyAs September 3, 2016

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goodwaffles505

sexy, cute, good tiktoks, funny

bro that reminded me of the cock and ball torture that goodwaffles505 posted

goodwaffles505 by bluewaffles505 February 16, 2021

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Gobwaffled

Being so confused by something, shocked, that you're stunned speechless.

I can't believe that just happened. I'm gobwaffled.

Gobwaffled by Gobwaffled October 23, 2022

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Goodwaffles505

6th pillar of islam. really likes kanye west. Is awesome, and cool.

Goodwaffles505 is awesome

Goodwaffles505 by Kanyewestfan4 February 13, 2021

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fartwaffle

poop goodwaffles505

goodwaffles505 by tessacoolawesome February 13, 2021

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

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