Goffwaffle

An annoyingly long thread of conversational drivel, usually political in nature, that serves the dual purpose of articulating a known fact in an overly smug fashion and insulting another person(s) on a deeply personal level.

If I have to read another facebook post jam-packed with that son of a bitch's arrogant goffwaffle, I'm going to crowdfund to have him fired out of a cannon and into the sun.

by DardyAs September 3, 2016

goodwaffles505

sexy, cute, good tiktoks, funny

bro that reminded me of the cock and ball torture that goodwaffles505 posted

by bluewaffles505 February 16, 2021

Gobwaffled

Being so confused by something, shocked, that you're stunned speechless.

I can't believe that just happened. I'm gobwaffled.

by Gobwaffled October 23, 2022

Goodwaffles505

6th pillar of islam. really likes kanye west. Is awesome, and cool.

Goodwaffles505 is awesome

by Kanyewestfan4 February 13, 2021

goodwaffles505

fartwaffle

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by tessacoolawesome February 13, 2021