Filthy Foghorn

An act in which one seals his or her mouth around the anus and blows air into the rectum to create a pocket of air in the colon. The unsuspecting participant than expels said air in the form of flatulence.

While tossing her salad, I gave the dirty bitch a filthy foghorn... She didn't see it coming!!!

by Sicklers mom August 4, 2008

Filter Syndrome

Term describing the phenomenon in which a band or artist releases a song or album that is a significant change in style from their previous works but ironically becomes one of their most popular hits, often to the dismay of already established fans.

The term itself derives from the industrial band Filter, whose song "Take a Picture," which departed from their hard rock/industrial sound with a more mellow ballad. The song became their most popular, peaking at #1 on Billboard's Hot Dance Music/Club Play chart.

Other examples of Filter Syndrome: Spin Doctors - "Two Princes";Sugar Ray - "Fly";Metallica - "Enter Sandman";"Weezer - "Beverly Hills"

That song wasn't like their old stuff, but it got so popular; talk about a case of Filter Syndrome.

by Oniraikou January 8, 2009

Filthy Sandwhich

Where the inner workings of a sandwhich of the recievers choosing is inserted into the anus of the giver and greedily eaten out with a smile. Condiments not required but encouraged.

Jesus Christ: "Hey Derek what did you do last night?"
Nick: "I ate a filthy sandwhich from the Boog."
Jesus Christ: "I hope you put mustard on it."
Nick: "No just mayo."
Jesus Christ: "OK then"

by Hank Tofferston June 14, 2009

Failtastical

When a person, fails at attempting to do something dangerous, while showing off and or pretending or thinking their actions are meaningful in someway. Not completing their attempt of apparent importance or glory, in such a poor way, it shows the supposed important action to be meaningless in the first place. Usually attempts are failed in a hilarious way.

A person seeking attention fails their action as so everyone watching bursts into laughter and a person in the audiences yells fail as to which someone else continues with "fail-tastical" because the attempt was failed in a hilariously stupid way. A failtastical moment...

by Jarefio The Hunter September 6, 2009

failthink

1.Any thought process that focuses on the problem and stops there. 2.Any thought process leading to self pity, or feeling like a victim. 3.Any thought process that discourages free thinking for yourself or those around you.

Statements made by those using failthink: I cant. You can't. That's impossible. I was gonna try but. Its too hard.

Johny: I was going to manifest something beautiful in this world but then I realized how big and ugly it is so I give up. Its to much to take on. And by the way, you should probably start worrying about how you are going to pay for retirement.

Sally: That's failthink Johny. Live the dream brotha. Your calenders and clocks are slave organizers. You can be or do anything this time around. Don't listen to the tv or the radio or the polititians, that's just a bunch of failthink. You know what time it really is.

by AWetdream November 27, 2009

filthy hot

When you see someone fuckin' sexy that you know have lovely things crawling inside them but you would still fuck their brains out. But only with a biohazard suit and some rubber gloves.

Megan Fox is filthy hot.... You'd tap that shit in a heartbeat, but only with a 10 foot pole

by helloktty November 5, 2010

Failtography

A photographic adventure that ends in partial, or total failure.

Failtography:

Taking a photograph of yourself in a mirror, holding the camera in front of your face >_>;

Lens Cap attached while trying to take a picture of some A-List celeb's genitals falling out of a car, no matter how much cash you spent on that awesome camera... it can't see through a tiny piece of plastic.

Lending your camera to a friend only to have them return it with pictures of kids on the memory cards, their kids....

Naked.

O_O;

by Phauxed December 16, 2010