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Fred Durst

If Durst can fuck up Scott Stapp from Creed, how come he turned down the boxing match Stapp called for. When Mr. "Back the Fuck Up", Mr. "Chainsaw", Mr. "Break Your Fuckin' Face" is called out, he becomes Mr. "I don't want to resort to violence".
If Fred Durst that much of a fake-ass jocker, I wonder what that says about those trying look tough by being him.
Fred Durst by Sako December 26, 2003
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Fred Ass-tear 

n. A rare sexual move due to initial pain from both sides: results in intense pleasure if done correctly. You CANNOT you lubricant, or it's called anal sex. The act consists of a man with a larger penis thrusting it into a partner's anus, causing mild to severe tearing. The partner subsequently yells out in pain, but then the heavenly pleasure causes them to sing out a rich, harmonious note matched only by the man himself.
Julie : "Hey, Darla baby, why's there blood dripping down from between your legs? I thought you got your period last week!"

Darla : "No, silly, Jim gave me a Fred Ass-tear last night; it was the most wonderful thing I've ever experienced!"
Fred Ass-tear by averygoodburger February 17, 2010
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Fred Flintstone 

To date two or more girls simultaneously. This refers to the 1/19/62 Flintstones episode #44 "The Entertainer" when Fred has to manage two dates at the same club when Wilma unexpectedly shows up. Of course, he had the help of Barney to distract them as he switches between girls (this will not always be your case). Even though he was ultimately unsuccessful, the expression remains.
Man, I forgot about Caroline and invited Audrey out too... I can't cancel now, I'll have to pull a Fred Flintstone.
Fred Flintstone by FredFlintstone January 13, 2009

FRED beer 

A freshly opened beer, that the drinker has every intention to drink, but due to intoxication is unable to do so.

Failed Reconciliation of Expected Drink
James passed out and left a FRED beer next to him.
FRED beer by curreychiken December 23, 2013

Fred Durst

a man who pretends to be a musician and calls his music "metal" when it is no where close. he is known for engaging in sexual activities with male members of audience after shows. he also enjoys trying to destroy the music industry for fun.
when he wrote Oops I did it Again by Fred Durst
Fred Durst by sdmfryan December 27, 2011

fred savage

A funny looking, but cute kid, that stared on the television series The Wonder years. His friend on the show, Paul, was played by Marilyn Manson. His younger brother, Ben Savage, stared in Boy Meets World.
"Fred Savage was just great in the wonder years!!"
fred savage by Anna Ruth September 5, 2006

Fred Durst

Rhyming Slang - A bratwurst sausage.
I am so hungry right now, I feel like eating some Fred Durst.
Fred Durst by Mark H July 8, 2004