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by i76kjglkjg September 27, 2022

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flaternet

Short for "flat internet", an implementation of the internet within a Flat Earth model

Alice: "Are you telling me I can't trust the internet?"
Bob: "Point at the internet on a map. Then I’ll trust them."
Alice: *draws internet scribble on a flat earther map*
Bob: "Ah the flat internet"
Mallory: "flaternet"

by a1gaius September 28, 2022

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Fluster-Fucked

1) A state of being where one is creating a mess due to their being overwhelmed or in a brain fog.

Ex: I'm so fluster-fucked I keep knocking everything over because my head is so foggy.

2) Ending up having sex with someone while the events leading up to such were a fog or blur.

Ex: last night I was a fluster-fuck; I have no idea who the guy was at the party that I slept with since I was so wasted.

3) Being screwed over by people because of mistakes one is making in a brain fog.

Ex: I got fluster-fucked at work today when a coworker stole my idea that I was poorly articulating to my boss.

4) Knowing one is going to screw everything up due to the severity of brain fog.

Ex: I'm so fluster-fucked: I'm going to screw up my presentation at work since my head is so foggy.

Since I received the bad news, I'm so fluster-fucked I can't see straight.

by ~Riversong~ November 8, 2022

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