July First-National Byler Day

A day where byler fans (Will Byersx Mike Wheeler) can post many tiktok edits of them loving each other

Billy: Hey man it’s July First-National Byler day you gotta post that edit you made

Sam: Oh yeah man didn’t even realize doing it right now

by Pinkflamingos June 13, 2022

Murphy's Law of first period

If you haven't done homework for a class, you will have it first period without fail

Guy 1: Ah fuck dude, English first... of course I didn't write my essay.
Guy 2: Well yeah dude, murphy's law of first period

by dangdaddddddyyyy November 9, 2016

first wank

For some, the most important date in their sexual life history. Often connected to naked Claudia Schiffer, Sharon Stone or some other now elderly celeb. Usually celebrated with a long masturbation session.

Oh, today is the 20th anniversary of my first wank! I have to find a copy of Basic Instinct to celebrate it!

A: When did you lose your virginity, dude?
B: Hmmm, I can't tell you that. I can tell you about my first wank.
A: But you're 30 man...oh my goodness...

by Satan's Cock May 14, 2008

firestarter

Song from Essex based euro-dance outfit The prodigy.


A movie starring Drew Barrymore as a young girl.


Someone who will resort to the most extreme violence and rash measures to cover up any bad deed or solve any problem.

I'm the firestarter, twisted firestarter.

by Gumba Gumba February 25, 2004

First Chapter Syndrome

A common disease amongst fanfiction writers, affects your ability to write a fic beyond the first chapter. The writer is never satisfied with the first chapter of his/her fic and thus can not finish said fic.

Due to Mary-Sue's first chapter syndrome, she was not able to finish the fanfic she was writing in time for the contest deadline.

by TheBlanketMonster January 5, 2010

first face shock

The realization that the initial feeling of excitement and arousal was sorely misplaced as the woman turns out to be less attractive and interesting as initially believed. Very common in relationships and one-night stands and orientations for school and when women take their makeup off.

K and H experienced first face shock when they found their entering class was not as attractive as orientation made it seem.

At first I thought she was beautiful, but when I got out of prison 10 months later, I experienced first face shock.

"Last night, I would never have put a brown bag on that bitch. But this morning, I experienced first face shock!"

I spilled water over her shirt and I was in love. I spilled water over her face and I was in first face shock.

by Blow Me I'm Brown September 9, 2010

Firmsquish

A word used to describe a butt that is toned, but not hard, and soft, but not jiggly.

B.J.-Dang man, you see Tanya's butt last night in the volleyball game?

Daveon- yeah, dawg. Her booty is madd firmsquish!

by Mrs.Mescudi1993 November 26, 2010