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Find the Bacons

A find the game where you find a lot of bacons.
Guy#1: I found all the bacons in Find the Bacons!

Guy#2: I haven't yet :(
by BuddyMaddie April 3, 2022
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find a freak

To find = to locate. A freak is a girl who acts and seems normal to those who know her or those she interacts with, but "behind closed doors" or with people that she does not know or are not related in any way shape or form to any part of her current everyday life and pose no threat of being able to expose her for who she really is to those that know her or that she faces daily or regularly, therefore allowing her to perform and allow others to perform any and all sexual acts without question, no matter how wrong or degrading, infact with extreme enthusiasm. The kinkier the better. These acts are called freaking and the person performing them or allowing them to take place using her body is called The Freak. For example;
See that pretty girl over there getting in the car with her family, if you're trying to find a freak , even though she goes to church every Sunday, takes care of her three children, when her kids are at school and her husband's at work, she is a straight freak!
by Nympho-pole January 9, 2021
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have you ever be bored so you started typing a sentence only to find this and be impressed you found this in urban dictionary today?
have you ever be bored so you started typing a sentence only to find this and be impressed you found this in urban dictionary today?

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by DarkStorm4600 August 22, 2023
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find your neck!

A creative way of expressing your want for the other person to prematurely end their life using a knife and "finding their neck" with it
You wanna cut me off on the highway? Find your neck!
by edaws7 May 12, 2025
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Thing That One Finds

A science fiction story appearing on Apr 13, 2015 based on the exchanges with Uneducated Huckster and Fucking Cartoon. Their followers were using articles from the moron magnet and the Piss Drinking Bastard to refute the publisher of The Ethereal Gazette as Cradle of Filth's social network got a ringside seat at the controversy he invoked engaging the Uneducated Huskster. It made it's emergence on FictionPress.com with a low key word of mouth as it was trolled by factions in the industry using the author's respective screen names over the years. It's noted for using a thesis that picked apart "Dr." Kent Hovind's pseudo-academia as it revisits the first science fiction short story in passing as noted it also cited the Forbes article on "Dr." Kent Hovind.
The short story, The Thing That One Finds, is often mistaken for Real Person Fiction in a fanfiction sense when it's written in a vein similar to The Onion or The Babylon Bee but based on actual research from the findings he did about Hovind and the reverse research of his first science fiction outing also on FictionPress.com. It's based on his retorts of the Young Earth Creationists as they were pissed he revealed he's a Theistic Evolutionist as he was quiet about having an old earth view as a teenager.
by illinoishorrorman February 12, 2018
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