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Fast get off

When I hear someone’s parents about to walk in the room while I’m having sex with their daughter :)
Her mom was about to come in so I had to pull the fast get off
by Chris Fleming December 26, 2018
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Fastity

Woah that was fastity !
by Asia the great January 8, 2019
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fast cab

When you chug a glass of red wine (specifically cabernet).
Waiter 1: I just watched an entire table of girls chug their glasses of wine and laugh about it
Waiter 2: Ahh, the classic fast cab
by mwrong February 5, 2020
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Fast Cup

A Fast Cup is a quick hit off of a friend's dab pen.
"yo robby can i get a hit of that?"
"dont take a chieferson, just a Fast Cup"
by 4ffinity February 5, 2021
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Fastidiot

Noun

One who is - at the same time - fastidious and idiotic. A Fastidiot will demonstrate a meticulous, sensitive, or even demanding attitude, paying great attention to even the most minute details, while concurrently displaying the idiotic tendencies of a person with a remarkably low intellect and with a poor (even horrendous) capacity for decision-making. Fastidiotic behavior is often demonstrated by individuals exhibiting signs of Stolevrusny.
My buddy Stole is the biggest Fastidiot on the planet. He is a highly-successful professional, he eats healthy and stays super-fit. His car, home and office are all meticulously clean and people joke that he lives an almost monastic existence. And then, every f-ing weekend the guy takes some insane off-ramp straight into the abyss, making decisions as if he is a homeless guy living on the street with no consequences for his actions.
by Dr. Gibberish January 1, 2023
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The fast and The furious

Inspiration of everyricer, dream of every teen and thoughts of every chav.
The fast and The furious is filled with modified cars, hot girls and 1/4 mile drag races that last for 2 minutes.
The fast and The furious influenced the world in many ways:

-Made every JDM tuner a ricer.
-Made every teen a future ricer.
-After that every supra is faster than a ferrari.
-VW Jettas are beaten by S2000s
-Having a big gaping WANG and a Bonnet scoop makes your car faster in drag races.
-Dodge chargers can do wheelies but can't dosge trucks.
Dawg i've just seen The fast and The furious, I wanna put some kool 20' rimZ , a bonnet scoop and a big WANG on my FWD dodge neon to make it wheelie like DAT BAD-ASS charger XDDDDD
by So much VTAAK January 25, 2016
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Dirty FastJack

When you’re playing Xbox and you kill somebody and they spawn behind you and start fucking you with a used sock and then finish in both of your ears. Then they will keep fucking your mouth until the semen in your ears comes out of your mouth
Wow a dirty FastJack gets after it
by Benny157383 January 12, 2023
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