facespacetwitten

vwhen one is using facebook, myspace, and twitter all at once.

I have a new friend request on myspace, a new status comment on facebook, and a new follower on Twitter; therefore, I am facespacetwitten.

by fromthesea December 2, 2009

faded fine

when someone is only cute when yur intoxicated or high

aye forreal that chick was faded fine

by Krizztyle October 24, 2011

Facespeedbooking

Someone who pretends to like everything they "like" and mean everything they comment, but they're truly just trying to win the unspoken race of the fastest facebooker.

Yeah, she's a pro at Facespeedbooking.

by Prodigy Panda June 18, 2011

Facespooge

The act of giving your congressional partner the 'pleasurable' experience of covering their face with your ejaculate, as often shown as the ultimate finish to a pornographic movie.

Honey, I'm nearing orgasm, I'd like to give you a facespooge. Not likely, we're married now; we gave that up years ago.

by YellowPinkie June 24, 2011

faceslide

The downward falling or sliding of a face due to overuse of cosmetic surgery. Can also mean the mass itself.

If her faceslide gets any worse she'll be putting mascara on her chin.

by Ladyomygod July 28, 2011

fade'n'fold

Getting incredibly faded while folding laundry

hey man what's Skyler up to tonight? I don't know I think he's just gonna sit at home and fade'n'fold.

by Big panda February 26, 2014

fadead

-The state in which an indivdual is so drunk/high that they feel like they're going to die.
-the state an individual may want to achieve at some point in the night.

Me: Hey man how fucked up do you want to get tonight?

Noah: I want to get fadead!

by mister mistress June 1, 2016