Erection

That one thing that always comes on at the wrong place, and the wrong time, or right place wrong time, or vice versa.

Guy: "Hey dude, how was the presentation on uhhhh..."
Dude: "You mean the presentation of the solar system?"
Guy: "Yeah, that presentation, so how'd it go?"
Dude: "Not well, I got an erection in the middle of it."

by Script Kiddie February 21, 2020

erectionnating

In the process of having an erection

Woah my dick is erectionnating right now !

by astroooo June 15, 2022

Erection

What little kids playing in the playpark give me

Kid1: sir what's that
Man: it's my erection
Kid1: what's that?
Man: want to find out? ;)
Kid2: STRANGER DANGER

by I_seriously_need_a_life February 17, 2023

Erection enemy

Someone who sends you an unsolicited dick pic, especially on Facebook Messenger.

This guy keeps sending me pictures of his junk randomly. He’s definitely an erection enemy!

by anonymous May 25, 2023

ERECTION EJECTION

ERECTION EJECTION! This is when you pee with an erection.

James woke up with a massive stiffy and needed a wee. He went to the toilet and performed Erection Ejection whilst taking aim with his big object!

by Mikool77 July 17, 2023

Executioner

A person who conducts executions against a horrible criminal.

I want to be an executioner if mohels and pediatricians who circumcise babies get the death penalty. Those people must get the chair.

by AntiCircumcisionMan August 26, 2024

Electionary

Electionary is a word that describes a person that is eligible to participate to become a president of some sort.

“Yesterday Kevin became electionary to become vice president”

by Coesanandagi November 7, 2023