evolution

The theory that life forms change over time that is now being more widely accepted as the Law of Evolution.
For those idiots out there who argue with it on accounts of "But why are there still apes then?" or "Do you have any idea how unlikely it was for a single cell to evolve, our entire world too?"
you can easily go on believing that we humans were created by a god to be the dominant species on Earth, or you can face the fact that sooner or later a new type of human will emerge.(As long as we don't screw the planet up too badly before.)

Also; the chances? Not very high, but considering the fact that there is a chance and that it has happened don't you think that it probably already has? And will? Countless times? But then again why the hell should we humans care, we only live 80 years or so.

Creationist- "Evolution IS LIE!"
Any other person- facepalm

by TheAlienSmiley:D January 18, 2011

evolution

Any change in an organism or population, there is no such thing as good or bad evolution.

Grey bugs survive better on grey rocks than black bugs, this is evolution.

by Loller July 8, 2003

emotionally constipated

Without emotion. When one cannot express emotion for the life of them. Its like being constipated minus the shit. You just fail to show emotion towards anything. You just can't be emotional. Unlike actual constipation this does not go away after time.

Most men are emotionally constipated. Get used to it :)

by deb101deb June 24, 2009

Emotional-vampire

1). Someone who is addicted to giving or having emotional pain.

2). Someone who becomes happy from another persons pain.

3). Malice

He is an emotional-vampire, always mentally beating people down.

by realityempty January 2, 2012

emotional sabotage

When one is deeply connected with an expectation, and then another party involved maliciously harms every aspect of the individuals feelings attached with the matter at hand. For the individual, this results in a complete disappointment and at this time the individual is forced to the edge of an emotional breakdown, in which suicide and/or homicide is at least briefly contemplated.

Ernesto went with his classmates to In N Out burger and felt compassionately about the female taking his order. His classmates proceded to convince Ernesto that this female was checking him out in an interested manner. Ernesto, whom is unprepared for this, is feeling extremely excited over the matter. With encouraged intentions, he builds up the confidence to open his heart and speak to the female romantically. However; to his heart breaking surprise, he is dramatically turned down and disrespected by the female, whom at this point has no regards for his feelings or more so, his existence. Ernesto's classmates set him up in an emotional sabotage.

by RobertNewton June 15, 2012

Biblical Evolution

The act of interpreting the Bible differently based upon current social events. Although the words are not altered, the meaning behind the words are said to mean something different. It's also important to note, there is no common consensus in the interpretation. It's primary purpose is to argue and defense a losing position.

Atheist: "The Bible speaks of killing homosexuals. Read Leviticus 20:13."

Theist: "The meaning behind Leviticus 20:13 doesn't mean to kill homosexuals. It means that it's a sin punishable by death, but since Jesus paid for our sins and killing homosexuals is morally wrong, all they should do is repent."

Atheist: "Come on Theist, that's Biblical Evolution in which you're trying to change the meaning of the Bible. I call bullshit."

by Reasonable Thought August 15, 2012

emobation

A person who masterbates with an element of emo-ness to it. Common practise for a girl would be to use knives or other sharp items to masterbate with, giving pleasure and pain simultaneously.

1. That girl carmen, emobates!
2. Those dutch girls, are such emobaters!
3. I hate people who practice emobation.

by Nitesh P October 24, 2008