doink

usually a small shard of poop

i think your dog left a doink on the ground

by bigmamak July 29, 2010

Doinkers

Doinkers are fun, kid-powered animated ears. Use a hand controller to activate the movement of soft character ears (either one at a time or both at once) which are attached to a headband. Made by WowWee, award winning toy company best known for Robosapien and PaperJamz.

I want Doinkers bunny ears for Easter! They are made by WowWee and you will be able to find them just about everywhere!

by WowWee!! June 30, 2011

Drinksy

A possible state of being after having consumed alcohol. On the drunken scale, it is higher than buzzed but lower than full-on drunk. Possibly synonymous with tipsy.

Is often used by people who are in fact, drunk, but have convinced themselves that they are not.

No, I wasn't really drunk last night, just kind of drinksy.

by dancingpanda2 August 21, 2011

dinksmack

A cleaned up version of calling somebody a "Jerk-off" - a subversive way to call someone a chronic masterbater. A very popular term in Utah. Can both be coined as an insult or term of endearment. Used in a sentence: (insult) "You are such a dinksmack!" (Affection) "You will always be a dinksmack in my book"

Why are you SUCH a dinksmack?!

by Jlawclark January 21, 2015

Doink

When you shove your fingers half way some poor fellow's butt hole. Bonus points are added for when they clench up their butt cheeks.

Jim gave Mary a doink so hard, she almost shat herself.

by camdizzle14 May 30, 2016

doinky daniels

A trash basketball player who only throws up bricks.

Kalund, you trash. Doinky Daniels out there.

by doinkydaniels January 26, 2017

doinker

a nerd that isn't smart but still ugly

what are doinkers doing sitting at the back of the bus

by doinkerssss June 14, 2017