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3-Day Dilema

telling someone you love them after three days, and then they begin to obsess/stalk you
Man, I was told Jessica I loved her after three days hoping to get something but now I'm kinda in a 3-Day Dilema.

I got myself into a 3-Day Dilema, and now Justin won't quit calling me.
by lss496 June 14, 2011
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Sex dialed

The same as being butt-dialed (being called on the phone by accident; the origin of the name comes from the phone being in the back pocket of someone and the keys being pressed when the person sits down and accidentally calling someone) except it occurs while the caller is having sex.

You can tell you've been sex dialed if you pick up the phone and nobody talks on the other end, and all you hear are moans, etc.
Travis: I just sex dialed, like legit.
Gavin: sex dialed?
Travis: yeah, like butt dialed, except...
Gavin: OH. HAHAHAHA. Who was it?
Travis: Mike... fml...
by gkalavik April 22, 2011
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Bishop's Dilemma

A foreskin piercing that results in the foreskin becoming really tight when you get an erection because of irregular folds in the foreskin.
Check out my bishop's dilemma.
by Johnny Carson November 18, 2007
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dialed

what the number is, after you dial it on the telephone...duh
the number was dialed
by The Godfather December 23, 2004
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dilean

Dilean is an ugly guy who can't get girls or pussy. Has a small dick.
Girl:damn that guy is such a Dilean.
by Sweggymaster256 June 1, 2016
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dialed

when you lie flat on your back on your bed and throw your cell phone up and eventualy it smacks you in the face and there is an imprint of the numbers on your face.

When you get totaly worked in a long distance phone relationship

What happens after you punch in someones number and hit send
Omg Last night i dialed myself and there is still a 2 on my face! It's wicked!

My boyfriend Kyle Dialed me! i totaly did all this shit for him and he never talked to me again

Headless Chicken: BITCH CALL 911 RIGHT NOw!
Chris: *hits send on cellphone* Dialed
by ChrisR December 17, 2004
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dile

A quick unwitty reaction to someone saying the phrase "later gator" accompanied by "in awhile crocodile".

The term used for responses that did not make sense.

Adj:Someone who typically does not add humor to a converstaion.

The opposite of witty response
Johnny:later gator.
Rachael: in a while crocodile.
Johnny:i'll show you my dile
Rachael: what is dile?
Johnny: assume dirty

She is such a diler

I tell him all this great stuff and he never has anything good to say. What a dile.
by Dan Dog December 31, 2007
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