diverge

to move, lie, or extend in different directions from a common point;

president and his legislative troops may diverge

by delight raj July 28, 2015

Scooba Diver

Used as an insult that will highly offend the individual that it is told to. It's meaning pertains to many things, such as either someone who has made a very stupid mistake, or someone who is just very stupid or insulting to be around. Can often be used as a joke around friends that wont be taken to literally due to the fact of it being used very little.

Can be shortened to just diver if necessary.

Get out of here you scooba diver, you're so stupid.
No man, i wont be seen with a diver like that.

by Degnan2e January 9, 2011

Muddy scuba diver

When a girl sucks your balls from behind with her nose in your ass which resembles snorkel

After her last diving lesson my girlfriend decided she wanted to take on the infamous muddy scuba diver

by Slim068724 February 15, 2010

muff diver

A muff diver is another word for a lesbian. It does not always refer to oral sex, it is just a derogatory term for a lesbian or someone that you are calling a lesbian to be harsh, when they are not.

'she is a muff diver'

by HappyJeans February 14, 2006

muff diver

Someone who likes to indulge in the diving of the muff, usually female, but Jeff Stokes doesn't mind that...

She was a trained muff diver.

by PH March 19, 2003

deep shit diver

a person, generally male, with a diving certificate, who specializes in colon exploring

when i was on jack cousteau's crew of 20 men, i became a skilled deep shit diver!!

by sk3pt1c April 27, 2006

devirgipodinized

to recieve ones first iPod.

Thanks for the iPod Chelsea! You devirgipodinized me

by chelsea1469 November 15, 2007