disasterbation

making a large destructive mess while pleasing oneself sexually

the man left such a mess of broken glass and splintered wood strewn about a large area while masturbating that it was a disasterbation for sure

by oso good April 29, 2023

disasteronaut

This is a person, not unlike an astronaut, who will go to great distances in order to explore how to create disasters far from their home instead of learning how to make the universe a better place.

Benny: "Hey Dionte! What the fuck were you doin' over in that hood? You were starting shit with the Gomez twins!"
Dionte: "They posted some trash about me. It took me two subway transfers and a bus to get there. They're scared!"
Benny: "You fuckin' disasteronaut! They ain't scared. They're gonna lit up our block. You're on your own!"

by von groovy August 15, 2024

Disasteroid

A "Disasteroid" is a very large asteroid that is headed directly to Earth, no ifs, ands, or buts. Not only that, but it's big enough to wallop the entire planet and cause a disaster of major proportions... or worse.

The Disasteroid was coming.... and there wasn't a damned thing Brute Android could do about it. He grimaced and took another swig of Fuel Oil No. 2.

by vtology February 6, 2025

Disasteroid

A massive deformed, bleeding and infected pustule of a hemorrhoid that absolutely cripples you with screaming pain when a bowel movement is attempted.

JD Vance is a massive disasteroid of a man, I can't believe the couch let him do that to it; like becoming vice-president of the United States, his actions could not have been consensual.

by The OTHER OTHER OTHER other gu March 8, 2025

DISASTEROID

When you need to take a big fucking shit and you're going to explode the fucking toilet.

JIM: AWW FUCK BRO! IM GONNA GO APE SHIT ON THAT TOILET AND RELEASE A FUCKING DISASTEROID.

TOMMY: BRO, WHAT THE FUCK!!!! DONT MESS WITH MY MOM'S BATHROOM SHE JUST GOT THAT SHIT RENOVATED. SHE'S GONNA SUE YOUR ASS IF YOU DO THAT!!!!

JIM: BROOOOOO!!!! I WON'T HAVE A FUCKING ASS AFTER THIS, I DONT GIVE A FUCK WHAT YOUR MOTHER DOES.

by 9/11 IS GOVERMENT March 9, 2025

Multi-disastering

Managing multiple shitshows at once in a middle management level job in corporate America often made worse by people that literally give zero fucks.

Jim: Hey Brian wanna grab lunch?

Brian: I'm out bro. I'm multi-disastering the Rockwall account.

by The Fratriarch October 21, 2021

Natural disasters

Something some are using as an excuse to try and run people off.

They had convinced people living there that it was a good idea to relocate, even though they had lived there for years, based on natural disasters and climate change.

by The Original Agahnim January 24, 2022