borderline diabetic

An insulin-deprived globetrotter who uses his illness as a ploy to speed his way through Customs.

Borderline diabetic, speaking to Customs official: "Look, can we hurry this along, please? It's almost time for my insulin shot, and I accidentally left my supply at a friend's house over in {a nearby town that's across the border, in the country he wants to enter}."

by QuacksO September 3, 2013

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Eggward Diabetes Bumpoop

A blue plastic egg from Easter taped together with scotch tape

Friend: let's throw Eggward Diabetes Bumpoop around at lunch

by Bertn'Ernie April 23, 2021

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the disabled kid

1. the kid in class who is in a wheelchair, pretty chill student most of the time
2. the american kid who is in a wheelchair until he got up and pulled out a glock 19

1. "did you hear about the disabled kid?"
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by i have ligma pls help June 2, 2022

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type 3 diabetes

when you have type 1 diabetes (caused by your pancreas deciding to die out on a random shitty day of your childhood) , mixed with a fucking huge love for food, implying type 2 diabetes

random hoebag who thinks they’re funny: “yo diabetes! don’t eat that! you’ll get type 3 diabetes” courtney (diabetic) : “...”

by hashtagdiabetes May 31, 2018

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