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Disney Store Game 

The Disney Store Game is the attempt to walk into any American Disney Store and touch the wall at the back of the store without talking to anyone or having anyone talk to you.

The game is considered difficult, because Disney Stores are renowned for their courtesy. Anyone attempting to walk to the back of the store will most likely be greeted, thus making the game difficult. Also, American Disney Store employees tend to know about the game, making the game even harder.

Note: When playing the Disney Store Game, one must not be talking on the phone or texting and must walk in with no more than one other person.
Dude: "Let's play the Disney Store Game."

Chick: "Ok, but it's near impossible since the employees look like they have nothing better to do than greet us."
Disney Store Game by JoeySixPack September 13, 2011

disney wang 

underage Disney Child Mylie peen
DisneyWang Literal meaning a small penis of a young man who watches the Disney channel.

Bahlahlah:

Was the First Person to be designated for DisneyWang Status. His Hair has not growing in yet and his period has not started thus he received his Disneywang status (The Awards in the mail). Ever since young Bahlahlah could remember he would wake up and have to turn to the Disney channel, unfortunately for him his junk he could not yank due to his non pubescent status.

davedays's:

This young Man was giving his status early on in life, But he was kinda shy about his status. His Fixture with Mylie Cyrus, Has Cost him Many Girlfriends. He finally Received his award From Miss. Smiles To Which He Jumped up and down and said "Like Totally Cool, I'm Like the DisneyWang King" Unfortunately for Young Dave he does not realized that Disney Wang is not to be proud of.

Lorax1515:

Well Technically Not Officially a DisneyWanger. Miss. Smiles, and the "Disneywang of America Felt Obligated to give him the award and status. due to the small to nonexistent peen he has, and his love of '''The Little Mermaid''' Unlike the other two Disneywanger,s old Lorax celebrated his status. He has now framed his award.

Seek Help Immediately:

If You know anyone suffering from the effect of Disneywang, Please Seek Help Immediately, It has some serious side effect later on in life. Some Symptom's to look out for.

*Fixated on Micky
*Fixated on Mylie Cyrus
*Watch Disney channel 24/7 till their balls drop

If you don't stop it at an early age you will develop.

*High Energy
*Making offensive songs
*Small Peen (You may grow but the peen won't)
*Early Baldness
disney wang by Disneywang June 29, 2008

Disney land special 

When after your finished having intercourse, you throw up in the condom then beat the chick with it until it explodes on her face
I had to throw up last night, so I gave that chick her first Disney land special.
Disney land special by WuTang October 15, 2006

Disney World 

A magical enchanted world where sex does not exist.
My girlfriend thinks she's in Disney World all the time.
Disney World by Judge dredd7 September 23, 2011

disney defense 

To follow ones heart no matter what anyone else tells you.
Jon skipped out on rehab with the Disney defense.
disney defense by LordShahagan November 26, 2014

disney shitblast 

The act of walking into a Disney park and completely and utterly SHITBLASTING any toilet of your choosing.
I ate some dank Mexican food at epcot and had to take a raging shit, so I found the nearest bathroom and proceeded to do a Disney shitblast.
disney shitblast by CUNTSMASHER January 1, 2015