decapitating

Cutting the head off of someone's penis.

Yesterday, Sarah tried decapitating me.
-Bro! What happened to your penis?
It's still in good condition. She only managed to break the condom.

by Gappies July 5, 2020

Decapitatered

When you eat so many potatoes that your head explodes.

Joe ate so many fries that he decapitatered himself.

by Jessiray2695 October 17, 2020

decatarpaphobia

The irrational fear of tarps.

Oh! I have decatarpaphobia
What's that?
I have a fear of tarps

by sroc1214 October 22, 2020

decanterable

A high quality wine worthy of being decanted. Unlike the swill you brought this Chateau Lafitte is decanterable.

Unlike the swill you brought this Chateau Lafitte is decanterable

by Vfeddie December 31, 2020

Decepticunt

A deception but from a hilariously bad dub of Transformers headmasters

The decepticunts are in hiding in cyberton

by Count Hellsing February 18, 2021

Decapitate

Another form of the phrase "losing your head", which means to have gone crazy.

The new guy is gonna decapitate me with his corny jokes!

by HJORTUR February 28, 2021

Decap

Simply, stop lying.

Just decap already.

by Francesco III May 16, 2021