Caming

When you contort your penis in a way that allows you to cum backwards in between your own legs

While I was jerking of, I finished by caming

by Meepers_75 January 24, 2022

Cum in your mums asshole with mustard

Its when you cum into your mom's asshole but you are spraying mustard on her tits

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by School shoot May 16, 2022

Cardio Culinary Resuscitation

After you've had an awful meal (typically one so bad that you regret your overall choice to have even eaten at that establishment) you don't feel any more satiated than when before you ate. To cure both your hunger AND your dismay/anger, you must go eat a meal that you know you will enjoy, to resuscitate yourself. This act is Cardio Culinary Resuscitation.

Shit those ribs were made out of cardboard. Guys, we need some Cardio Culinary Resuscitation to atone for what we've done.

by Nick [the Third] October 29, 2010

National Cum In mouth day

August 23-25 have ur bf cum in ur mouth

Babe it's national cum in mouth day

by Daddy24/7frfr July 23, 2023

swiggity swoogity i am coming for that booty

When Foxy runs he says this.

(Foxy runs down the hall) swiggity swoogity i am coming for that booty!

by ZzWatermelonJuicezZOnYt June 6, 2019

It’s coming home

A phrase used when an English geezer says when England score in a big tournament

Me: Let’s goo England scored
My dad: IT’S COMING HOME
The whole population of England: IT’S COMING HOME

by Archie loves England July 1, 2021

dirty el camino

The act of pouring cherry NyQuil into your vagina. Then, you sit on your step-sibling’s face while whistling La Bamba. Usually done in a Mexican cantina in Minnesota. If it’s done outside of Minnesota, it’s known as a sparkling Kia Sedona.

“Hey, sis. I have a little tickle in my throat. Would you mind giving me a quick dirty El Camino while we are at this authentic Mexican Cantina in Minnesota? If you wouldn’t mind sharting a wild cherry Luden’s cough drop into my mouth afterwards, I would really appreciate it. I think I am coming down with a little cold.

by Constance Lingus February 13, 2022