hanging crumpet

The act of a male demonstrating his nonchalant aura/well-being by accidentally displaying one of his testicles from his loose hanging briefs. Usually occurs in the morning after a night-out or a sleepover.

Male 1: Ew, dude put it away

Male 2: What?

Male 1: Your totally hanging crumpet

Male 2: Sorry bro, I'm just so relaxed

by Daddydon-11 May 16, 2011

crumpy

drunk -> crunk -> crunky -> crumpy
a popular term of MHSers

out gettin crumpy
Where we gettin crumpy this weekend

by gyiu February 23, 2005

Crumpet

Slang for Vagina, Nothing To Do With The Actual Shape Or Structure Of 'It' But A Crude(r) Way Of Saying It. . .

'' Yo Man She Had One Tite Crumpet!''

(After Sex, Man Annouces)
''Maaan! Best Crumpet I Ever Had''

by jordita October 22, 2007

Crumpets and Tea

to shit and then piss on the shit after laying it down on a females preast region

i just served that funky ho some crumpets and tea, bitch.

by Daveeeeed June 30, 2008

Crumping

A technique used to masturbate a male equine by use of the hands. One hand is placed around the main part of the penis, the other is placed over the glands. This simulates either an artificial vagina or the vagina of a female horse. Backward pressure is used on the glands and moderate forward pressure is used on the main part. The male equine will thrust forward and the handler must perform the technique in rhythm in order to achieve ejaculation correctly. This method can be used to collect semen in a container or not, which simulates an open artificial vagina. This technique is used when a proper artificial vagina is not available.

In a pinch, Jack successfully masturbated his stallion using the crumping method.

by HorseEnthusiast September 12, 2016

Crumpet

Vagina, pussy, minge.

Lets go butter some crumpets lads.

by JOE B SPECIAL May 26, 2009

Crumpet

little round bits of fyeness

Dude, hand me another crumpet. These are fye as heck and go great with tea!

by The One Guy October 11, 2007