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Rusty Croaker

The act of inserting a frog into a persons anal cavity facing outward, and then inserting your penis into the persons anus until the frog bites the tip of your penis and you can pull the frog out attached to your penis.
I was hanging out with a hooker in a swamp when all of the sudden she asked me to give her a rusty croaker. She said it was like dick noodling frogs in an ass.
by Poop Noodler December 11, 2018
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Rice cooker

“Blake is such a rice cooker
“Stop being such a rice cooker
by Diane m. January 27, 2019
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smelly choker

When you put a girls worn knickers inside her vaginal cavity remove them and stick them in her mouth and choke her on them.
My colleague Phil have Jess a smelly choker.
by Bigphil1 May 24, 2019
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The cokery

you're decorating the walls with sophisticated handicraft, lots of glitter, unicorns and pink hearts. turns out all that was needed is a warm nourishing meal to get through the day.
If you want to be my friend, show yourself to me and i'll COok and baKE and frY. The cokery.
by Krkič June 14, 2020
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carpet croaker

Hairy stanky pussy. A pussy that looks like the lawn of a 2 month old for-closed home. Pussy has the briny taste of fish, example a croaker.
Justin: Yo, hooked up with Susan last night.
Cooper: Dam bro how was it?
Justin: She was good but her pussy was so hairy and salty.

Cooper: Fuck man she sounds like a real carpet croaker.
by SmellingSalts69 October 2, 2022
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Chesapeake Choker

The act of sprinkling Old Bay Seasoning onto someone before giving them oral sex.
The best part about living on the eastern shore is that women aren’t afraid to give you a chesapeake choker!
by Agent Beige December 4, 2022
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Mega Cooker

The process of ripping a cone and then exhaling the smoke into a balloon of nitrous and inhaling repeatedly until failure
Look Lambo is doing a mega cooker
by Comparetor May 1, 2023
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