National Croc Day

January 28th… the day everyone wears crocs! EVERYONE that means you, ya granny, yer pawpaw and ya mother. Even that ugly ass dog u got!

“Hey bro u got any spare crocs for today? yk it’s National Croc Day today right?” “Of course man! What color u want i got em all. I even got them flippin floppers, only in red though.” “damn bro i’ll take the flippin flappers so everyone knows im swag with my dogs hangin’ out😎💪.”

by sandmachine January 27, 2022

Dirty Croc

When she asks you to spank her so you pull out ur lightning mcqueen crocs and use them on her

Lina: Spank me
DR S: one Dirty Croc coming up

by MintyTheSmart May 9, 2022

Kool-aid croch

Another term for a females hormonal activity formally known as a menstrual cycle or commonly referred to as a period. It is the cycle of natural changes that occurs in the uterus and ovary as an essential part of making sexual reproduction possible.

When a girl gets the kool-aid croch, stay away.

by orbit17 September 4, 2014

Crock Pot Pussy

When you hit up yo gurls house lookin' to fuk and shes already cummed all on the flo from the amount of potatoes and carrots shes shoved up dat Crock Pot Pussy

Shawn: Yo bro, I saw you drive up to Rachel house yesterday, did you smash?
Roger: Nah, That bitch already started without me
Shawn: Yo thats fuked up was it with another guy from our school?
Roger: Hell no, it was some damn produce, Ol' Crock Pot Pussy Ass

by ish-mael October 28, 2016

crockerpot

1: a womans fuck box.
2: an asshole.
3:...

MAN 1:"i think saddam is cool".
MAN 2:"that man is a crockerpot. and so are you!stupid crockerpot..."

by the turtle December 27, 2005

Croch Meat

1. A male's penis.
A. Having a large penis
2. A female's Vagina.
a. Having a deep vagina
3. Hiding Genitals or oral sex.
4. Vagital sex
5. Anal Sex (Gay or straight)

1. He's playing with his Croch Meat.
A. Heavy Croch Meat.
2. She's poking her Croch Meat.
a. Hollow Croch Meat
3. Putting away that/the Croch Meat.
4. Croch Meat Sandwich.
5. Croch Meat Salad.

by Aaron L. September 1, 2008

Croc

Something very difficult, very cool, or anything that needs an extra describing word.

It comes from the term "Kick off the old Croc" , this terms origin is from Paris, Ontario, where people use crocs as kicking tees in rugby.

Girl - "Woah, that girl kicked the ball.."
Random Guy with a Monocle and a Top Hat - "It was a kick off the old croc it was "

- or -

Guy - "Man, that girl is crocin' "

by Croctastic October 22, 2011