condom child

a child that is born despite taking precaution by using a condom during sexual intercourse.

The youngest boy is a condom child.

by uttam maharjan September 16, 2011

condom jus

The spermicidal fluid or other lubrication coating a condom.

Yuck, I tried to put a condom on and got condom jus all over my hands.

by phatteus June 3, 2008

Condom Jouster

Game for safe sex homos.

Lets go to the beach and watch the condom jousters.

by Flanstraw2 October 16, 2008

condom race

a specific type of three legged race.

Tommy lost the condom race and was unable to use his third leg for the second leg of the sex triathlon.

by nomorehome October 21, 2008

Condom crapper

When someone gets ass fucked and the condom on the man's dick comes off inside the partner's ass... Then the partner has to shit out said condom

Ahhh... Ahhhh!!!! Oh shit the condom came off!!! Get it out!! Shit it out I'm not reaching in there! (shitting noises) hahahahhahahah your a condom crapper

by Will108 October 16, 2012

Condom-plated

When someone means to say contemplated but has a dick in their mouth.

He condom-plated going to the store....*suck* *suck*

by S. Shizzle September 2, 2013

Condom Pants

A special condom that are the size of pants

"You slept with Jill?! Dude I hope you wore condom pants she's got the herp".

by Mikeyslime September 5, 2013