Eric Clapton

The whitest guitar player alive, a man who plays with ­the feel and emotion of
a wet dishwag.

'God' of ripping off black blues players.

Eric Clapton, 'God' of inadvertently ripping off black blues players without credit.

by st April 21, 2005

Claytons Fist

A Claytons Fist is when you are fingering a girl and you end up getting your four fingers and thumb inside but stopping short of pushing past the knuckles to make it a real fist.

I was close with Becky last night but it ended up being a Claytons Fist instead. One day I will get my fucking hand in there.

by Kipper P October 31, 2011

Clanton

Verb: The act of striking someone with a bike lock

Noun: A bike lock someone keeps ready for use as a weapon

Verb: If you don't back off I'm going to clanton you in the head.

Noun: I always keep my clanton ready, just in case

by Boxing Spider June 13, 2018

Chayton

the person I am sitting next to. or a weeb

Chayton is a weeb

by noobmaster67 February 5, 2020

Eric Clapton

One of the most one overrated guitar players of all time. Compared to Jimi Hendrix he's barely a guitar player. Don't get me wrong, I think Clapton is a great guitarist but I'm tired of my grandma telling me how amazing he is when I've listened to a lot of his stuff and have his records. Jimi Hendrix kicks his ass by far.

Eric Clapton is not "god" -_-

by Pleading The Fifth January 17, 2012

clayvon

Charming. But that's how he'll trap you. Probably has 2 baby mommas and spends all his money on clothes and shoes, rather than buying a car. Tends to get "comfortable" after a few months of being together. Avoid this fraud man at all costs!

Clayvon is a totally different type of fraud when people aren't around.

by Sasha Garcia December 22, 2016

eric clapton

A blue-meanie

Many people have a premise that Eric Clapton is God. That is wrong. To find out who is the real God see Roger Waters

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by CatherineInRock January 8, 2004