While in the act of coitus the man pulls out prior to orgasm, pushes his partner onto her (or his) back and ejaculates profusely on their stomach or tummy. This act refers to the action of basting a turkey while roasting it. Also noteworthy for being a sexual act that reduces one's chances of conception. Tummy basting can also be shortened to TB as in "I am going to TB the sh*t out of you."
Perhaps the best part of Tummy Basting is that it requires only one person.
Perhaps the best part of Tummy Basting is that it requires only one person.
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The resulting mixture of semen and shit can be stored and served on toast.
The resulting mixture of semen and shit can be stored and served on toast.
Tyrone: I once walked in on my little brother Stuffing the Turkey, Beating the Jerky.
Declan: Nigga yo bro be a sick fuck.
Declan: Nigga yo bro be a sick fuck.
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The act of physically beating someone with your penis.
If the target of the boating is seriously injured by the act or killed, boating should be displayed in bold or capital letters, or if spoken, it should be said with extra emphasis.
If the target of the boating is seriously injured by the act or killed, boating should be displayed in bold or capital letters, or if spoken, it should be said with extra emphasis.
Having run out of ammunition, the soldier was forced to take his enemy boating.
Stanley was not known for his boating skills.
Stanley was not known for his boating skills.
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Get the spacker baiting mug.1. A washing or soaking (as in water from a public bathroom sink) of all or part of a man's private parts.
I caught Joe bird bathing his balls in the sink again at work. Thankfully, I refrained making eye contact with him as he had his pants around his ankles.
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Get the basting mug.When a person blows loosely with their lips upon the chode of another to create a distinctive yet pleasing Boating noise.
"Dude, Tiffany totally gave me a great Chode Boating last night. I seriously almost blew a hefty load right there."
"Damn, I accidentally shat a bit while recieving a good chode boating."
"Damn, I accidentally shat a bit while recieving a good chode boating."
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