When two fully naked people proceed to have sex with each other while two people who are fully clothed are directly below and on top of them, acting as the bread.
I was finally able to convince my friends to be the bread in my girlfriend and I's awkward sandwich.
My dick accidentally hit the bottom bread's face while we were 69-ing in our awkward sandwich.
My dick accidentally hit the bottom bread's face while we were 69-ing in our awkward sandwich.
by Stache Man January 8, 2015
Get the Awkward Sandwichmug. For when the turtle won't do and you only have one hand to symbolise an awkward moment.
A motion involving the unwrapping and eating of an imaginary muffin.
Some also include a swiwel and another bite if the awkward moment is especially long/awkward.
A motion involving the unwrapping and eating of an imaginary muffin.
Some also include a swiwel and another bite if the awkward moment is especially long/awkward.
"Have you guys heard of the awkward muffin?"
"No."
"Better than the turtle, you can swiwel it whilst you eat it."
"No."
"Better than the turtle, you can swiwel it whilst you eat it."
by lufquote April 30, 2013
Get the Awkward Muffinmug. *Give a round of applause for Susie, our freshman candidate for next years sophomore council!*
Hey g-guys hows it going?? *voicecrack* ahem, um...
*drinks awkward water*
Hey g-guys hows it going?? *voicecrack* ahem, um...
*drinks awkward water*
by djd1899 May 1, 2015
Get the awkward watermug. A mental disorder whereby a person finds it incredibly awkward to interact over webcam with people they know or are quite friendly with.
Generally, people who suffer from Webcam Awkwardness are perfectly okay with complete strangers talking to them over webcam, but do not like friends awkwardly staring at them on the computer screen.
Generally, people who suffer from Webcam Awkwardness are perfectly okay with complete strangers talking to them over webcam, but do not like friends awkwardly staring at them on the computer screen.
Lizzie would spend all day on Omegle having 10-second conversations with randomers from all around the world, but due to her severe case of Webcam Awkwardness, she could not bring herself to have a conversation over webcam with Patrick.
by arabella123 November 6, 2012
Get the Webcam Awkwardnessmug. After saying farewell to someone and getting into vehicle and not moving immediatly , so the person just looks at you without talking. Even worse when the window is down.
Jim: i said goodbye to mandy and my mum didnt drive off straight away and the window was down!
James: Thats SERIOUS curb awkwardness
James: Thats SERIOUS curb awkwardness
by Jack0thattssme September 7, 2010
Get the Curb Awkwardnessmug. when a person goes in to hug you, and you don't feel comfortable, so you flail your arms and legs and make the moment more awkward.
2 arms + 2 legs + 2 arms + 2 legs = 8 limbs! Thus the octopus
2 arms + 2 legs + 2 arms + 2 legs = 8 limbs! Thus the octopus
by awkwardpanda March 5, 2013
Get the awkward octopusmug. (1) A person who is incredibly awkward in their manner or physical appearance
(2) A person who is not capable of being alone with others without making unnecessary mouth noises, looking up constantly, or crying
(2) A person who is not capable of being alone with others without making unnecessary mouth noises, looking up constantly, or crying
Wow, that man was very difficult to start a conversation with, he was definitely an awkward-annie.
That poor limping dog looks almost as awful as an awkward-annie
That poor limping dog looks almost as awful as an awkward-annie
by student456 August 6, 2012
Get the Awkward-Anniemug.