flap attack

Also known as, doing a Deeley. The art of flapping all over the place and mildly stressful situations accompanied by pausing like a deer in headlights for most of the day.

'He had a flap attack at the site of the Queue'

by TotalKernt February 27, 2017

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Sock attack

When one falls asleep with socks on, then wakes up in the middle of a deep sleep with the sensation of very hot feet. This is followed by the act of frantically kicking and scrambling to take the socks off and expose the feet from under the covers in an effort to cool the feet as soon as possible.

Jane: "Did you sleep well last night?"

Cathy: "I did sleep pretty well despite the sock attack I had around midnight!"

by sweetpickle November 22, 2009

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splat attack

The aftermath of severe diarrhoea whilst using the lavatory.

Jesus Christ that was a splat attack, you might want to give that a minute

by raidiohead44 August 22, 2017

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Boogie Attack

An unwanted, somewhat aggressive approach in a club/dance hall/bar by a rather unattractive or drunk person, by method of dancing towards the victim, usually backwards, with the rear-end moving like the pendulum on a grandfather clock, gyrating up against the victim like the attacker was wiping their ass on the victims clothes.

Britney: "Holy crap, don't look"
Moesha: "What , what is it?"
Britney: "Damn girl, that fugly guy is looking at us. He's dancing like he's gonna do a boogie attack on me... eugh..."

by IAmJeff November 11, 2009

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