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National Grab Ass Day

Grab your girlfriends ass on the fourth of may
Hey tomorrow is may 4th, did you know that you are supposed to grab your girlfriends ass on the fourth of may, or better known as “National Grab Ass Day”.
by spainsh April 30, 2024
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Smack the homies ass day

Smack the homies ass day: Smak the homies ass day is a day on november 29th where it is legal and socially acceptable to smack your freinds ass angrily at any time.
Person 1: Hey
Person 2: *SMACKS ASS ANGRILY*
Person 1: Happy smack the homies ass day
by bungerwithmayoandcheese February 16, 2024
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National eat marcuses ass day

National eat marcuses ass day is a free pass to eat any man named marcuses ass. This day is on March 27
National eat marcuses ass day is a all day activity.
by Eat jaylen pp March 26, 2024
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Today is the day to bend your girlfriend over and rail her in the ass!

February 20th is labeled the best day.
Man fuck your girlfriends ass day is the best day ever you can fuck it no matter what since it’s that day
by Duderruder February 20, 2025
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May 5-8 grab ass day

go and grab your girls ass even if its from a duke hug or not take a chunk of that ass
Bf: guess what today is
Gf: what ?
Bf: GRAB ASS DAY

may 5-8 grab ass day ! go hug her from the behind aswell she gon love that shit too trust
by imunknownbitchduhh May 4, 2025
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National Eat Jackson’s Ass Day

August 7th. The day to treat Jackson to a little bit of anal pleasure.
Ex: Person 1:“It’s national eat Jackson’s ass day!!”
Person 2: “I know exactly which Jackson I’m tongue punching today!! :)”
by MasidonMasidonMassochist August 7, 2025
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National see gf ass day

It’s national see girlfriend ass day that means tell your girl what day it is and get a pic

October 19
Hey babe guess what,

It’s national see gf ass day!
by Mrfreakyfreak October 19, 2025
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