Nod Squad

Employees of hire quest who are required to sweep the floor until it's time to shoot up in the portable restroom and pass out. Other responsibilities include attempting to steal tools, fabricating family emergencies, chain-smoking and taking a single sip of Mountain Dew before opening another can. Members of the Nod Squad often reside in the Fentanyl Forest.

There's a married couple passed out on the floor surrounded by soda cans and empty caps. I guess they hired the Nod Squad today.

by OG Bobby Hill December 4, 2019

hurt squad

a group of particularly ugly people

*Really ugly people walk by*
"Dayum, check out that hurt squad!"

by hookerboot November 11, 2013

squid squad

a group of bloodthirsty youth known for their aggressive affinity for an artist known as Adam Melchor.

“wow, twitter is quiet these days.”
“yeah, cuz the entire squid squad is in jail.”
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“what’s a fermented slop rag?”
“i don’t know, but i bet the squid squad does.”

by sqsq March 23, 2021

cheek squad

a group of men squatting naked in a circle formation

oh boy! i cant wait to go to cheek squad later!

by Cheek_Squad_Gang March 29, 2019

Squad hopper

One who can not decide on just one squad to belong to.

That person is a serious squad hopper

by Danielleymk October 7, 2015

Fist Squad

A group of people who get together on semi-regular basis, usually while in foreign countries and systematically fist each other to pass the time.

McKenzie: How did you like our Fist Squad?
Anthony: It was great! Although it's hard to walk today.

by Misterfister August 15, 2017

Gay squad

The gay squad starts with the one gay but in a few years they're is only one straight member. The one gay member doesn't turn them gay. They help them relise they're hella gay just by being really fucking gay around them. The first gay is usually the most open gay. A gay preacher if you will.

Friend: "that's the gay one"
1st gay: "you right"
/A few years later/
1st gay: "that's the straight one"
Stranger: "wait are the rest of you all gay??"
7 voices: "yes but I'm /unidentifiable screaming of sexualities/"
Stranger: "a gay squad oh hell yeah!"

by De biggest gay September 13, 2018