Wooden Board Warrior

An insufferable person, typically who posts on social media about their whole “unprocessed” foods who can’t go a second without making a video about their raw steak, veggies and honey whilst also making crazy food claims without any evidence or studies.

“These wooden board warriors are acting like anything they put on a board is healthy”

by VLTN May 12, 2024

Woody

A male sentient piece of balsa wood from the web series BFDI. He competed in BFDI season one, and both BFB Pre-Split an BFB Post-Split. He had a chance to join BFDIA, but he wasn’t there in the first episode of BFDIA. Some people think that Woody is cute, pure, and innocent, and I can’t argue. Not to be confused with the Toy Story Sheriff Woody.

Guy one: Woody is the best character!
Guy Two: Nah, it’s Sid.
Guy one: I was talking about BFDI Woody
Guy Two: I can’t agree more. He is.

by TheStupidestOneofAll May 19, 2024

Woody

1. An erect penis
2. Slang for the city of Woodstock
3. A creepy, pedophilic, homosexual cowboy, typically found in children's bedrooms

That little boy from Woody just gave Woody a huge woody

by TheAnonomousUser May 23, 2024

Woody

Guy with a big wood who makes occasional errors around the nightclub whores.

“Who the hell is Woody chatting up at the bar?”
“Some slut who secretly has a buff boyfriend”
“Oh shit.”

by BruceRahmanFANPAGE4 June 9, 2024

woodsman

that one guy from over the garden wall who got tricked by the beast into thinking his daughter was dead and her soul was in a lantern (the beasts soul was actually in it), but then some kid figured out how dumb that was so he killed the beast
he also didnt realize that all this time he was (technically) killing people because the trees he cut down to fuel the lantern were people

person 1: aw man i feel so bad for the woodsman like bro
person 2: same

by foxy_6471 June 10, 2024

Woodiam

Will Wood but in a silly goofy way

OH MY FUCKING GOD ITS WOODIAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by CopingColors June 11, 2024

Woody

A well known challenge in West Yorkshire to stay awake for 4 days then sleep for 22hours straight. Only rule must wear £3 clothes

I feel brilliant I managed a woody

by Stiner wild July 8, 2024